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Dog Joke that Will Make You Groan…

admin | Uncategorized, funnies | Thursday, 29 November 2007

My dad sent me this joke this morning, it’s a groaner…

LIVER & CHEESE

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.
The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, “The first one who can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says, “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turns to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and says “How well can you do?”

“Um. I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever.

“My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.”

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?”

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says

“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”

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I’d Like To Check You For Ticks

admin | Uncategorized, funnies | Tuesday, 30 October 2007

Need Some Halloween Costume Ideas?

admin | funnies | Wednesday, 12 September 2007

Fall isn’t far off and you know what that means! Halloween is coming! Looking for a great costume for your dog? Here are some hilarious pets all ready to go trick or treating!

Single Black Female Seeks Male Companionship

admin | funnies | Wednesday, 11 July 2007

 This personal ad was reportedly found in the Atlanta Journal,

 
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male,

companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a

very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long

walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck,

hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter

nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will

have me eating out of your hand. I’ll be at the

front door when you get home from work,

wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404)

875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I’ll be waiting.

Please scroll down


Over 15,000 men found

themselves talking to the

Atlanta Humane Society

about an 8 week old black

lab!!
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